Actual exchange with Tessa (aka Beanlet) in the car today:
- Is Jack (the dog) a girl or a boy?
- Boy.
- Does he have a penis or a vagina?
- A penis.
- He needs to have sex with a girl dog.
- No, he had surgery so he can’t have sex. Remember?
- My dad had a little surgery but he can still have sex…
I couldn’t make up comedy this good! Remember this is all in sign language in front of her “stepdad” who’s driving. LMAO


